I introduce Jessica to the casino onlineThe phone rang at about nine yesterday evening. It was Jessica, the gorgeous widow who lives upstairs. "Pete," she cooed, "I got a new laptop today and I'm having problems. Could you come upstairs and help me with it?" "Three seconds, babe." The laptop was a beauty, wireless and all. "Can I try it?" I asked. Jessica nodded. I went into the internet and logged into casino online. "Feel like playing a bit?" I asked. "It'll help you learn the computer at the same time." She nodded again. "This is called casino online. We can gamble a little here. You try." "I can't get the hang of the mouse thing, Pete." I put my hand over hers to guide her and about twenty thousand volts sparked. "In the casino online," I continued stoically, trying to slow my heartbeat, you have to place a bet, like this." She tried and failed. "Help me in the casino online, Pete. We may win." I tried to show her again. This time the result was a kiss. I logged into another casino online, thinking it may be easier for her. It didn't help and when I put my hand over hers to guide her, we gave up all pretence of learning how to use the computer.
I must remember the name of that casino onlineLater at home I quickly wrote down the name of that casino online!
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